And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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