But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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