when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I feel like a drive thru vagina
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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