i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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