he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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