why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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