Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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