I'm eating all of the evidence.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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