You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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