My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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