Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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