Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
