Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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