oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It's just like the Real World with babies
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
