I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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