Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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