We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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