Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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