and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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