Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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