can we get nightvision for the apartment?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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