Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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