She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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