I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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