6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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