She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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