You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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