I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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