hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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