She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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