Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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