I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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