In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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