Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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