ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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