my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Dick very happy bro
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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