if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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