Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Still dying that you shit outside
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We’re leaving where are you
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