i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If that was your dad, he is hot
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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