So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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