Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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