im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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