he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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