chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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