who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
It's never too late to be topless.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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