the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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