Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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