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I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Randomize
