Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
