If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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